Bill’s Words
Two 8-Year-Old Jokes
Saturday, November 18, 2006
The 8-year-old in my family created the following jokes:
What do dinosaurs use for electricity?
Extinction cords!
What do shoes like to eat?
I still chuckle...
Congratulations to United Airlines!
Thursday, November 16, 2006
United Airlines has done it!
They have surgically extricated customer service, as we used to know it anyway, from their part of the airline industry. The operation was successful, and the patient
One foot in the grave...
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
So the Lovely and Talented Wife (tip of the hat to and blatant rip-off of tells me the following story:
Owen was in a public bathroom (the one at the church) as Terry had
Microsoft’s Future is Spelled “F5uture”
Thursday, October 5, 2006
I don’t have much good to say about Microsoft. As far as allegiances go, I fall squarely on the side of Apple Computer, Linux, and pretty much anything that isn’t Microsoft. I usually call it “
Wednesday, October 4, 2006
Now that I have a blog up and running, I don’t seem to have anything to say.
I guess I’ll just have to wait until the mood strikes.
At which time I’ll probably be nowhere near any piece of
I sit high on the bench looking down at all of you commoners here in my court. I pass judgement.
And the occasional gas.
Aw, who am I kidding? I just liked the picture.